DK

Everybody loves to hear funny Republican jokes. I got this one from B earlier today from Open-mic night in a heavily democratic community full of liberals and gays in Detroit. It it goes:

so this guy is standing outside the whitehouse.
and the secret service sees him standing there for 2 .. 3 .. 4 days in a row.
finally, by the 5th day, the secret service guy goes out there and is like ’sir, what are you doing?’
(this is the week of the election..)
‘im waiting to catch a glimpse of president kerry’
the ss guy goes ‘but sir, president bush won the election. hes the president again’
.. ‘oh ..’
so the next day, the same thing happens
the ss goes out there
‘what are you doing sir?’
‘im waiting to catch a glimpse of president kerry’
‘ .. again .. bush got re-elected. president kerry lost.’
‘oh.’
he’s out there again ..
‘im waiting to catch a glimpse of president kerry.’
‘bush won the election, kerry lost. i already told you this. why do you keep coming out here?’
‘i just like hearing that.’

Gahahahahah. Thats something I love to hear too. Kerry got his ass kicked!!