You know what? I should be banned from looking at The Facebook because it just keeps distracting me from what I’m supposed to be doing, like WORKING ON HOMEWORK AND WEBSITES!!! Ugh, IUPUI has only been on it for about 4 days but damn. I keep looking at it every damn 5 minutes! Please help me….
I finally found my new song… meh
What’s… a… guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don’t wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Well ask anybody I’m a pretty good guy
And the looks decent wagon didn’t pass me by
There ain’t nothin in my past that I’m tryin hard to hide
And I don’t understand why I gotta wonder why
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don’t wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Cruise all around the right parking lots
little time gets killed alotta bull gets shot
one who’ll think I’m kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got
when I get to thinkin maybe she’s athinkin maybe not
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don’t wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Had an old man tell me “Boy if you were smart
you’d hit the produce isle at the Super Walmart”
So I bumped into a pretty girl’s shopping cart
but all I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don’t wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin to put my arms around
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
What’s a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
i need about 5 clones to help me get all the stuff done that i need done. i’m about to go wicked crazy.
Check out my weapon of choice. I’m such a pussy. 
Amanda’s is dead on and she would kill me by molesting me in the face with a rod.
Everybody loves to hear funny Republican jokes. I got this one from B earlier today from Open-mic night in a heavily democratic community full of liberals and gays in Detroit. It it goes:
so this guy is standing outside the whitehouse.
and the secret service sees him standing there for 2 .. 3 .. 4 days in a row.
finally, by the 5th day, the secret service guy goes out there and is like ’sir, what are you doing?’
(this is the week of the election..)
‘im waiting to catch a glimpse of president kerry’
the ss guy goes ‘but sir, president bush won the election. hes the president again’
.. ‘oh ..’
so the next day, the same thing happens
the ss goes out there
‘what are you doing sir?’
‘im waiting to catch a glimpse of president kerry’
‘ .. again .. bush got re-elected. president kerry lost.’
‘oh.’
he’s out there again ..
‘im waiting to catch a glimpse of president kerry.’
‘bush won the election, kerry lost. i already told you this. why do you keep coming out here?’
‘i just like hearing that.’
Gahahahahah. Thats something I love to hear too. Kerry got his ass kicked!! 
Praise God that Yassar Arafat, one of the biggest terrorists in the world has finally gone to Hell!! May he rot and burn in Hell for eturnity.
Well, as what lots of people where not expecting, George W Bush has been re-elected to a second term as President of the United States of America. This turned out to be quite a wild election day in that at the begging of the day, the exit polls said that Kerry was leading by a large margain, but as the real votes started coming in, they were showing a much different picture.
meeehh… i didn’t finish this when i first started.
All I can say is…. 4 more years.
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